Every day I want to kill myself more and more. And that scares me so fucking much.
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why
How often is your dad “working late”?
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
it’s september now so be prepared
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail