Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics
like imagine a baby being born with this
"Mom can we get McDonalds?"
"Eat what’s in the fridge"
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.